Sometimes everything pisses me off!

Posted this on my MySpace....thought I would share it here as well..

So...I am sick at home today and bored. Have no inspiration for a blog so thought I would throw out some things that irritate me to no end!!!!!

1. Men who take those "web cam" photos for their online profiles. Please, find a friend with a camera. In case you aren't sure, these sort of shots make you look like you should be on the most current sex offender list.

2. People on the freeway who drive EXACTLY the speed limit and refuse to get out of the fast lane.

3. People on the freeway who ride my ass when I am already driving 7-10 miles above the speed limit. If you need to go faster than that.... go the f*ck around me! (Yes, I expect you to be perfect on the road like me...haha)

4. Stupid, ignorant comments like..."While you're in this country, speak English please!" Take your ass to Mexico for vacation and learn to speak fluent Spanish first then. If you say bigoted things like that you might as well sport a bumper sticker that says "Keep America White". Times they are a changin' folks.

5. The fact that thousands of talentless people can get record contracts and reality TV shows, while brilliant artists bust their ass and get nowhere is beyond me.

6. The fact that, although I get a federal and state tax return, I have to turn around and pay half of it back for a county tax...WTF!?!

7. Bratty kids. If you don't know how your kids got this way I can't help you.

8. Sean Combs...Puff Daddy, P. Diddy....I can't stand you whatever your name is.

9. When you smile and say hi to someone and they don't reciprocate. What is up with that??

10. Pineapple on pizza. Hey this is my list and I ran out of things to bitch about, so there!

Just another dumb blonde serving coffee

So, I have been perusing MySpace. This site can literally suck up hours of your time if you let it. Because, unlike Blogger.com, it's members are searchable by fairly specific information, such as what high school you went to, first and/or last names...etc. So, anyway I checked out the alumni from my high school, then out of slight curiosity and immense boredom, I looked at the alumni from the high schools my junior high classmates graduated from. I hated junior high school. I was poor compared to my label conscious peers. Bi-racial in a sea of white kids. And horribly shy. I wasn't shunned like some kids, but quite a few kids were shitty to me on a regular basis. It made me even more shy and a pretty self conscious teenager, but fifteen (or so) years later, I couldn't give a rats ass about these kids....but as I said, curiosity got the best of me. I stumbled upon one of the worst culprits of my adolescence memories. She is still, just as she was even then, a blond bombshell, but dumb as dirt. Making her living as a coffee slinger these days...and she seems to be just as shallow as she was all of those years ago and still semi-illiterate. For my pleasure, I have cut and pasted one of her random blogs, complete with original typos, so as to illustrate that beauty is only skin deep in this case:

"ok i have been verry patient and calm as i can , but last weekend was it! i had the big fat wagon pull in to order extreamly sweet and fatty mocha breves, they where about 300 lbs each "thiese terrable people" and they stood there ordering verry sweet mochas in the breve form [ to those of you whom dont know what a breve is its a normal espresso drink only made with half and half insted if whole or skinnymilk, ] "this is verry grose" and its about a week worth of callories in one magicall cup. anyways its the worst thing that i think is making america ugly.......fat...fat....fat.........., i guess you could say i havent the patience for such people ......but wait there is a punch line , after ordering 3 a piece per persion and running bills as high as $25.00 a tab . no fucking tip no change no bills? "YOU FAT ASSES SUCK AND YOU WILL DIE VERRY YOUNG AND I WILL STAY SUPERIOR BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU FATTER AND YOU WILL LOSE YOUR HUSBANDS BECAUSE THEY ARE SICK OF WAKING UP NEXT TO YOUR FAT ASSES AND I WILL STAY SMALL BUT TALL SKINNY AND SMART AND YOU WILL ONE DAY WISH YOU HAD DIED @ BIRTH "

Of course, she did spell heroin correctly when she referred to herself in her profile as "slim to heroin shiek", although I'm pretty sure shiek is spelled...chic, but whatever at least she got the important word right.

My Joy

I just had to share this picture of me and my little sister Joy...(thanks Corri for sending it to me!!) I thought it was great, and I have a hard time saying that about pictures including myself. This was the night we all said goodbye to Joy, before she embarked on her adventure in Baltimore. It was a sad night, but I have to say I am so proud of all she has accomplished out there so far!! Much love Joy...can't wait to see you!!!

Whoops...Censoring in order perhaps?

My mom is a good sport! She commented on the last post, but took it like a champ. I mentioned a certain herbal partaking of hers in my last commentary. I knew she had read it because of the comment she added, but until I talked with her last night I didn't consider the fact that people she knows may read it as well. She mentioned one of her similarly religious friends wrote down my blog address the other day when my mom was over for a visit. Then reminded me of the fact that she works in a school advising office and kids are around her desk (and computer) all the time. This, of course, being the place she happens to read my blog. She said all of this however, with a little chuckle. I let her know the only person I considered might read it would be my Uncle Pete and his wife Denise and since they are family, it wasn't a big deal. This is where my mom stopped me and said..."It was your uncle who called me and said you better read what your daughter wrote about you!!"

I told her, you gotta admit it was pretty funny though, right? She said, "Of course, I laughed the whole time."